(stolen from
frogdiva)
If you call me:
Jessica: then you are either my dad, my brother (Anthony), Aunt Debbie, Uncle Michael, or little Michael
Jess: then you could be my husband, one of my sisters (Terra or Chas), my brother (John), my friend (Becky) or one of my online friends
Baby Cathy: then you are my mother, Aunt Debbie, my son (Ian - he's a real
funny guy! haha), or a member of my extended family who hasn't mended your ways!
Cathy: then you are my mom <3
Mouth (or Mouth of the South): you
are my mom!
Woman: then you're one of my boyos being a smarty-pants <3
Sis: then you're one of my sisters or brothers
Honey/Sweetheart: only 2 men call me honey or sweetheart, my husband and my dad
Mommy: then you're Connor, Ian or Devin <3
Gabbiee then you know me through MSN
Gabbieegal: then you're probably in a group on yahoo! that I belong to
AnAppleADay/Loopy/Fruitloop: then you're a member of
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